This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like
“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”
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You all know my love of mason jars, right? Well how excited am I to discover this beauty? Cuppow turns your mason jar into a travel mug! ($8)
Want.
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